TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN: October 2024

Welcome my slimy swamp spawns, garish ghouls and viril violators to a last minute post for Halloween. While I still have seven other spooky posts to finished I halted all work on those posts to do another post for this spinetingling holiday and this one has been a long time coming.

Now I know that with my recent EC Comics spotlight for THE VAULT OF HORROR we have once again two independent comic posts in a row but I went through my picture archive and could not find anything from either DC Comics or Marvel Comics that was worth doing a full blown post on.

Or if I did I didn't have enough material for one. And as last minute as this is I didn't have the time to look for more material. Plus I wanted to do something special for Halloween, something I have not done before.

And while I have done one post about Todd McFarlane's stint on AMAZING SPIDER - MAN and two posts on his time pencilling THE INCREDIBLE HULK plus two posts for Greg Capullo - who is the penciller of most of the art in this post - I always put off doing a spotlight post for Todd's SPAWN.

Granted, part of it was that I never had enough material for a full post but now after completely loosing my entire picture archive - twice ( !!! ) - it's finally happening. I don't think I have to explain SPAWN to anyone since it is one of the most influential comicbooks around - and when I say around I mean that literal since the title is still published - so I only want to add that I had the complete run of SPAWN up until issue 150.

Anyway, I finally got to scratch off another thing from my bucket list and I hope you all have a nice - or scary whatever you prefer - All Hallow's Eve. Also, if you haven't checked out the previous posts for this month please do yourself a favour and because we have a ton of great artwork with Vampirella , witches, werewolves ( two posts ), the aforementioned EC Comics post and two posts about the queen of Halloween, the gothic 42E ( !!! ) - 21 - 37 blow up sex doll of our collective wet sex nightmares, the horny horror hostess with the mostest, Elvira , Mistress of the Dark .

By the way, it's funny that I mention Elvira in a Todd McFarlane spotlight because the comicbook one of the goons who harasses Elvira is reading in the diner ( which the other goon rips in half and that is really the most horrific scene ) in the Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark movie is issue 299 of AMAZING SPIDER - MAN which was pencilled by none other than Todd McFarlane. And you thought I had no comicbook related trivia for that.

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I DREAM OF JEANNIE MAI ( AND WAKE UP WITH A HUGE ERECTION )

Longtime followers of the blog may remember that Jeannie Mai used to appear quite regularly in my posts, mostly when I was waxing philosophic about shooting a porn movie with living 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han who might object to shooting the explicit sex scenes I have in mind ( and you can read more about the kind of movie I would love to shoot with Yaya in this post ) - even if she was literally built for porn when she gave herself those giant - sized 44D porn implants - and that I would have to bring in hasian porn super star Miko Lee as a sex double who has no qualms about getting her sex freak on in front of a camera.

Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 44D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya Han in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced !

This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 42C and not a 44D like Yaya I think she can be a body double for her.

At least it would be fun to put her body to the test for the sex scenes.

Now I have gotten some comments that I should ease down with over - sexualizing Jeannie but that´s not easy when you keep in mind my sex obsession about asian women and the fact that she has never made a secret about what a freak she is and how much she enjoys having sex.

I mean, literally the very first thing I found with her was the video with Jeannie making her THE REAL co - hosts speechless and turning the male audience into drooling idiots with her boner - inducing boob exercises .

In which she admitted to doing them not only to make her breasts look better because she enjoys men drooling all over them but with the specific intent of getting guy's dicks harder than unto a thing of iron !

Now as longtime followers know it has been quite some time - almost three years ( !!! ) - since I last featured living asian blow up sex doll Jeannie Mai which is the reason that I was not aware that there are complete episodes of THE REAL on YouTube. And in excellent quality to boost. Of course the first episode I just have to include is the one with the vibrating bra in which Jeannie Mai does her famous boob exercises.

The topic of sex has come up quite frequently on THE REAL so we know Jeannie loves to dress up for Halloween or in the privacy of her home.

Of course the animated GIF of Jeannie Mai as the wishgranting Jeannie from the famous 60s sitcom ( there is an interesting story why Jeannie Mai shares a name with her in the video below ) is from the Halloween episode. Which I also had to include as Jeannie Mai's outfit that makes all red blooded males fantasize of adding her to your personal harem as the newest erection attraction alone is worth the price of admission.

Mai oh Mai, she could keep me awake for more than one thousand and one nights but she would not be telling any stories since Jeannie would be too busy giving my magic lamp ( which not only grants more than 3 wishes but also grows to enormous size if you rub it the right way ) a spit shine with her asian lubrication before applying the wax with her huge massage balls. For the finish she insists on french polishing it as she is a pro in the use of asian lapping materials. Plus Jeannie is too classy to talk with a full mouth and it is difficult to tell a story while getting your brains effed out, screaming with pleasure at the top of your lungs.

Just look at the size of her hooters ! How did her ex hubby let go of this asian penetration sensation ? Anyway, from what I have seen Jeannie´s soft lips would fit perfect around me and even if she probably could not swallow the whole shaft I´m game for hard asian lubrication ejaculation.

On top of that she has the perfect bubblebutt - like most asian girls - so it´s no wonder her ex always tried to persuade her to wear a thong ( remember the thong incident ? ), she admitted to& frequently using all kind of toys to spice up her sex life and she has gone on record that her favorite location to let her inner nymphomanic really loose is a hotel : " There are certain things I just can´t do at home because I eat at that table. " So you tell me, am I really exaggerating or am I falling short ?

Now the last time I mentioned Jeannie Mai and Yaya Han I forgot to write about a hentai series that is new on my list of live action adaptions I'd make with Yaya Han and this oversight is especially frustrating because I think there would also be a great role for Jeannie Mai in it. Some of my regular visitors might have already guessed it but we are talking about Sakusei Byoutou - The Animation a.k.a. Semen Extraction Ward a.k.a. Big Breasted Nymphomanic Lust Nurses Of The Extrme Sperm Extraction Ward Dicktame Young Horsecock Dry With Their Giant - Sized XXL Boobs.

In the hentai series a young lad by the name of Yamada who suffers from an ultra rare illness where he produces more sperm than his body can store and if he does not ejaculate the excess semen every three hours his balls will explode is admitted to a hospital for special treatment.

The guy already did his best to manage it on his own but because of excessive monkey spanking he fractured both of his hands. Thankfully all the nurses in the hospital are built like living blow up sex dolls with giant boobs perfect for massaging stiff horsecocks, long legs almost up to their necks, perfect bubble butts that would make afro - american rap stars like Cardi B envious and full, soft lips which were gentically engineered to be wrapped tight around a huge pulsating erection and to suck it dry.

So everything would be fine for Yamada if the first buxom nurse who is assigned to personally handle his case -Tachibana a.k.a. " begrudging nurse " - was not less than thrilled to jerk him off every three hours.

What should be a great time turns into an embarrassing experience and it doesn´t help that Yamada needs ever increasing sexual stimuli which forces Tachibana to give him a blowjob - among other things - and ends with her spreading her long legs like a fillipino hooker ( which Yaya is especially adept at ) and riding him like an untamed breeding stallion.

For some reason among all the sexual practics the nurse uses to extract the sperm there is no tit f - word - ing scene but you can be sure that I would include it in my remake since Yaya Han was clearly built for this.

I mean Yaya already did a sexy doctor / nurse cosplay with her Super Sonico costume. Daim, that girl knows how to fill out that uniform and she´s just begging for some deep asian penetration. Those sweet lips are perfect for giving oral pleasure and we all know that when it comes to deepthroating rockhard boners nobody can hold a candle to asian girls.

Like the saying goes : life sucks but asian girls deepthroat you dry !!!

Furthermore I would change the story in as much that in my version the reason why she doesn´t like having to treat the patient is that Yaya Han is a recovering nymphomniac ( without the knowledge of her superiors ) and fears a relapse. Which of course happens at the end and after the mother of all extreme ejaculation marathons the nurse moves in with the patient so she can properly dicktame him for the next few years.

Well, this is how far we got the first time I mentioned Sakusei Byoutou - The Animation but in the meantime four new parts had been released - in each part a different nurse gets to treat our young hero - and I would center the movie around part four in which he finally gets a lucky break.

The nurse who was appointed to him in part three was Yamaguchi a.k.a. " violent nurse " and she was pretty abusive, submitting Yamada's cock to electro shocks and trying to break his dick before riding him like a wild breeding stallion during the insemination season for all he's worth.

Compared to that sadistic ballbreaker the nurse Yamada gets assigned in part four Hiramatsu a.k.a. " demotivational nurse " is really a welcome change of pace even if she seems very disinterested in our guy at first.

Don't get me wrong, she does the treatments all right but she is always very bored and she's constantly doing something else at the same time.

But our main guy's big breaks when she starts to doze off - after another treatment during which she was listening to music, reading messages on her phone and eating ( she is a bit messy so the entire bed is covered with food and drinks ) - and she not only lets him take off a part of her uniform releasing her huge melons ( which is one reason why Yaya Han would be perfect for this role with her giant - sized porn implants ) but also massage his rock hard schlong with those perfect sweater puppies until he finally gets to shoot a huge load all over her bouncing boobies.

Timid at first our hero carefully takes her from behind doggy style as his erection has not abated and the nurse is still zoned out. Butt once she shifts and spreads her legs like a fillipino hooker he looses his inhibitions and uses her like a blow up sex doll during a sex marathon where he drills every orifice of her body many positions in to his hearts content.

It goes without saying that I would concentrate on this part and as the director I would insist on drilling Yaya Han's pornstar body myself. Of course we would have to shoot the deepthroat scenes a few times until Yaya stops offering any resistance since that is when the real fun starts.

At least that is what I am hoping for but because of the nature of the scenes there is also the alternative of slipping Yaya Han some sex drugs and having my way with her once she is as sleepy as the bigbreasted nurse in the fourth part. This might also work out better in the end.

Coming back to Jeannie Mai, the reason why I thought about casting her as one of the nurses in Sakusei Byoutou is that I recently watched the eight instalment and there is a great part for which she is perfect.

In the hentai nurse Kiritani a.k.a. " black hearted nurse " is a former delinquent who was feared by everyone in her hometown because she dicktamed all well endowed guys and then left them as sex zombies and we could leave that as part of her backstory if it even comes up. Anyway, like I said in the fourth part Yamada gets a rare breather and finally gets to slamfuck Hiramatsu to his heart's content but alas things can't last and from that on he gets treated worse and worse in every new part until the recent high point - or low point if you see it from Yamada's point of view - namely part eight in which Kiritani uses him as her personal living dildo after having forced some of the other nubile nurses to get destroyed by his always ready cock ( which at this point is extremely well trained ).

Of course not all of the nurses have to be ordered to milk Yamada's big erection dry as some of those sperm hungry sluts are very anxious to live out all of their most perverted sex fantasies with his constantly hard on and are only too willing to become Kiritani's merciless squirt enforcers.

As for Kiritani not only does she love to dicktame young horsecocks to become well trained sex slave like obedient dogs she also loves using the most potent aphrodisiacs on her patients and tests the newest creation of the hospital's head nurse - an extremely potent and very dangerous one - on Yamada which makes his cock grow to a ridiculous size but also his balls grow as big as tennis balls as they produce so much semen that he ejaculates three times only because Kiritani showed him her boobs.

I think Jeannie Mai would be perfect for this role because she already is a deepthroat addicted nymphomanic sex freak who likes to use sex toys and all kinds of kinky stuff in real life so it would be no stretch to play that part in a xxx movie. Plus who wouldn't love to see a sperm hungry Jeannie Mai almost breaking her most vulnerable body part in half for trying to dicktame a giant horsecock that has grown to the size of a third leg in a relentless hasian penetration sensation marathon slamfuck orgy ?

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Around this time there are hundreds of sexy Halloween costume hauls with supreme sexbombs on YouTube but the reason why I went with the big - breasted real life Power Girl Busenwunder who goes by the name Claudia Fijal - besides her bonerinducing and astoundingly all natural 38E ( !!! ) - 23 - 33 measurements that can turn the gayest and most chaste monk into a horny and drooling tit - fucking sex maniac - is that there are dozen of videos on her channel with lingerie and bikini try on hauls as well as lingerie and bikini photoshoots and behind the scenes footage.

Which is one of the reasons why it took so long to finish this part of the bonus section. I had to go through all of her videos and watch and re - watch each one to find the breast bikini try on haul videos for the post.

Which was really hard ( quite literally ) and getting harder by the second until it became like unto a thing of iron. But those are the sacrifices one makes to entertain his faithful followers. Anyway, the huge task of going through Claudia Fijal's arousing bikini videos was made somewhat easier.

Because some of them even got slapped with an age restriction - which is when you know they are really hot - but on the other hand those were the videos I was most eager to include in this pop culture trivia / cult siren section and now I can only share the links. It will have to suffice.

Now attentive blog visitors might suspect that I broke my top five rule but since two try on hauls are with the same bikini brand and two other videos are part one and two of one bikini try on haul I am only counting them as one video and therefore the top five rule still applies. I hope I managed to include Claudia's breast bikini try on hauls and if there is a worthy one I have missed please let me know in the comments below.

Aside from Claudia Fijal's videos I also scoured the internet for spicy pictures of Claudia Fijal because I argued - and rightfully so - that with an absolute bikini blow up sex doll like that the interwebs must be full of pictures and while I did not find any nude pictures of her I did find a ton.

It took me two days to get rid of all the redundant pictures as well as those that are of too low quality but I managed to bring it down to 320.

Which is still a lot so I will include as many pictures as I can in this post.

Maybe I will try to do a full blown cult siren post for her later but so far blogger has always immediately flagged them as NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

As mentioned before there are also a lot of videos about Claudia Fijal's bikini photoshoots on her channel which as I mentioned was a big factor in choosing her for this Halloween post because then I could include one of these each time I feature the busty blonde in the bonus section again.

And going by the sheer number of them I am probably going to run out of try on haul videos before I run out of bikini photoshoot videos. As for this video I really struggled to pick just one and I hope I choose a good one.

Yes, you guessed it right, I ALSO wanted to include one of her behind the scenes videos but to tell you the truth, I am not quite sure where the difference lies between her regular photoshoot videos and the behind the scenes photoshoot videos since the video I included above also includes some material that could be seen as behind the scenes footage.

In any case I am not one to watch a gifted horse in the mouth as the germans say especially if that means I can add two more bikini videos.

And now comes the part all of my virtuous visitors have been awaiting anxiously : the obligatory super heroine movie casting. Which in the case of Claudia Fijali should be more than obvious because while she would be perfect for any blonde super heroine from Supergirl to the Invisible Woman ( I am especificially not mentioning Black Canary because she has black hair in the comicbooks and only wears a blonde wig in her super heroine identity, a fact that people who only know Dinah Lance from cartoons, tv shows or movies are oblivious to ) for one she is a real life Power Girl who not only looks like DC Comics kryptonian blow up sex doll come to life with her giant double airbags and super inflated lips.

But she also has mad skills doing the splits as she demonstrates in many of her behind the scenes videos. So you know she is a pro spreading her legs like a phillipino hooker and if I made a movie with her I would dress her up as a certain super heroine so that even if I could not use Power Girl officially I could do it covertly by including the breast sex scenes from the second issue of my momentarily discontinued self published adult horror / science fiction comicbook VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN.

According to some articles I found on the internet Claudia Fijal went to America from Poland to find work as a model but without a lot of funds she had to survive on a diet of ramen noodles. Luckily she found a gig with PLAYBOY but sadly that was around the time when the magazine publishers thought it would be a great idea to dispense the one thing that made PLAYBOY different from all the other magazines on the newsstands all over the world so there are no nude pictures of Claudia.

But even with her PLAYBOY work Claudia Fijal soon became accustomed to the expensive Hollywood lifestyle which ended her in debt. Luckily she got out of the Hollywood jet set and started working as a fitness instructor and competing in bodybuilding and swimsuit competitions.

When covid hit that slowed a bit down but then Claudia Fijal discovered OnlyFans and became so successful that she raked in a six figure salary.

I have checked out some of her OnlyFans video - purely as research for this post and scientifuck .... scientifick reasons and I have to say it really looks like what you imagine if Power Girl lost her powers ( because of an enourmous overexposure to pink kryptonite over an extended period of time thanks to Guy Gardner who used it to dick - tame her to be his personal obedient blow up sex doll and which also ended up turning her into a deepthroat addicted nymphomanic sex freak ) and the only work she could find was as a camgirl using kinky super sex toys from all the galaxies. Claudia really has the perfect body for this kind of occupation.

Now I have never made a secret that I am sexually obsessed with Power Girl. There are dozens of posts dedicated to DC´s Maid of the Mighty Mammaries and while I haven´t written one recently I started a series about one of my favourite artists from my earliest comic reading days.

And while the first post was all about Joe Staton´s contribution to the GREEN LANTERN ( or GRÜNE LEUCHTE how he was called in Germany and at that time I was reading mostly german comics ) my next ones were about his version of Power Girl - which I had to split into two posts, the intro and the main post - since Joe Staton not only drew all of the stories of Power Girl or the Justice Society of America but anything on Earth 2.

For those who want to check it out I managed to do a follow - up post with a lot more Green Lantern art by Joe Staton way back in 2020 .

Since then I have written two additional posts, my third Joe Stanton GREEN LANTERN post and one with all the original art that I could not include in the post but which is worth posting because it is from such comic legends like Mike Grell , Gil Kane , Brian Bolland or Dave Gibbons .

Last but not least definitely check out my post from 2021 about the best Green Lantern of all time, space and parallel universes : Guy Gardner.

I would say " to make a long story short " but I think it´s already too late for that. Anyway, on my old boob blog I had a series called SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL of which only a few select posts have found their way here.

Back then I started the series to prove not only that women with such big breasts like Power Girl ( at least when she is drawn right ) exist in the real world but that they are not so uncommon like feminists ( this was before SJWs ruled the earth ) would like you to believe. As longtime visitors are more than aware of Power Girl is my favorite female comic book character and not only because of her huge breasts ( although they don´t hurt either ) or her conveniently placed magical cleavage window.

She is also a non apologetic, pro active woman who is not only a female carbon copy of her male counterpart which is a nice change of pace.

What makes me laugh is that the size of her breasts is what ultimately breaks the feminists suspension of disbelieve. Power Girl is Superman´s cousin from Earth 2 or rather she was until CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS after which her origin was changed so that she is a descendant of the sorcerer Arion who lived thousands of years ago - until INFINITE CRISIS happened and all the parallel earths were restored but when she went to Earth 2 there already was another Power Girl and to differentiate her from most DC Comics super heroines she has really big breasts. And when I say really big breasts I don´t mean Catwoman or Wonder Woman level breasts but upper level echelon boobs on par with Starfire or Big Barda .

And the feminists go " Wait. Did you say Power Girl has really big breasts ? How unrealistic. " Strange visitor from a strange planet comes to earth and gains super powers because of earth´s red sun and lower gravity and the thing that feminists find unrealistic is not that kryptonians look like humans but the size of her chest. The cherry on top is that Power Girl is a very emancipated character who is all about female empowerment and girl´s self reliance but not in a boring, preachy way like Wonder Woman .

Thankfully a lot of women are aware of this which is why Power Girl is so beloved by women around the globe whom we have to thank for so many stunning cosplays including asian 44D cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han .

GOT WALLY WOOD ? or IT´S ALL ABOUT POWER GIRL´S POWER GIRLS

In the old comics artist Wally Wood kept making Power Girl´s breasts bigger and bigger to see how far he could take it. Or at least that is the urban legend. Speaking of Wally Wood´s Power Girl, if you want to see for yourself if there´s any truth to the claim that he supersized Power Girl´s boobs you can find the original art for the 17 page story from ALL - STAR COMICS 65 at the private collection of James Halperin and you can see them at an even bigger resolution at HERITAGE AUCTIONS . Well, in regards to Power Girl´s breast size ( let´s not loose track of what is important here ) fact is that the artists after Wally Wood drew her with normal proportions .... or what is considered normal for superheroines.

Until Bart Sears took over the character, buffed her up and returned her signature breast size - at least until the whole NEW 52 fiasko / retcon.

When I started to read american comics the DC universe was brand new thanks to the Crisis on Infinite Earths fallout and I grabbed all the series I didn´t know which included the two fisted combo of Justice League by Keith Giffen, J. M. DeMatteis and Kevin Maguire and Justice League Europe also by Giffen and Matteis, art by Bart Sears and inks by Pablo Marcos whom I knew from his work on Defenders. I don´t know if it was fate but the very first issue of Justice League Europe I got was issue 4 in which Power Girl, Flash and Animal Man share a hotel room as they go to Bialya on an undercover mission. I re - read the issue a few times and I always wondered if these more human - and more horny in the case of Flash - heroes didn´t spend the dull waiting time in a more adult way.

Well, I was young, in my sexual prime and had a lot of spare time in the barracks ( we were three in one room but the others went home after duty so I had the black and white television set with a lot of TUTTI FRUTTI and PLAYBOY LATE NIGHT episodes all to myself which didn´t exactly help my situation ) so I re - read the issue a few times imagining what could have happened if Animal Man had gotten Power Girl under his control with pheromones. Ah, all the things I would have done to her.

One of the main attractions of TUTTI FRUTTI was of course brabuster Monique Sluyter who not only had no problem taking off her clothes on tv the blonde also often disrobed for various gentleman magazines.

Regular readers of this blog already know that I cast her as Fire a.k.a. Beatriz da Costa in the Andy Sidaris Special of my popular Casting the Justice League of America movie series and I also kept mentioning her in all kind of posts like the annual re - posts about italian mega soccer MILF Simona Ventura until I decided to give Monique and the Tutti Frutti girls their own post which I re - posted in 2016 in a new and better version.

But the blow up sex doll from the Netherlands was not only in PLAYBOY multiple times she also was a big factor in my obsession on blondes with giant breasts like Power Girl with her impersonation of Marilyn Monroe.

For me Bart Sear´s version is still the definite version of Power Girl and when DC started back - paddling with REBIRTH and restoring many things I was curious what that meant for Power Girl. I had hoped there might be a return to her former glory in store for her but the SJWs have stuck the real Power Girl in limbo and replaced her with a political correct, flat chested black version. I guess Kara is too much woman to for them.

And when they finally brought her back to the DC universe proper it was even worse since they discarded her classic costume - which is not only one of the most recognizable costumes as far as costumes for female characters go but also one of the easiest to draw - and gave her a bland, political onesie where the cleavage window isn't even a cleavage window anymore. I guess that nobody told the political agenda box checkers at DC Comics that to qualify as a cleavage window said window has to be somewhere where it can actually show some cleavage like ... oh, I don't know .... her CLEAVAGE ? Plus instead of a cape they gave her a jacket !

A jacket. Ever since the 90s when everybody suddenly got jackets super hero costumes have done fine without them but I guess that is the price the readers have to pay when a generation takes the reigns that grew up watching The Incredibles. To add insult to injury they have written an awful storyline where this former capable and self - assured woman is completely insecure and doubts everything about her and in which Kal - El - who is THE most supportive guy on the planet especially when it comes to his immediate family - behaves like a total dick to Power Girl.

It is also no big secret to anybody who has visited the blog more than a few times that I have a sexual obsession with women with big breasts - especially blondes - which is apparent not only because of the already mentioned posts from my SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series but also from the countless posts on blonde cult sirens with massive melons or their features in the bonus sections of my posts like this blow up sex doll .

I admit it, a blonde men milking machine like Leslie with her giant - sized woman things checks all of my boxes. I want to motorboat her huge gazongas for hours, I want Leslie to massage my dick with her double airbags in the worst way, I want to ram the entire shaft of my hard cock down her throat and I want to spread her legs like a phillipino hooker and slam - fuck her brains out six ways to Sunday. And I want to dicktame her with my throbbing manhood and wear my dick out on her.

Now being one of THE most popular candidates from my SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series over at my old boob blog I have always thought that they should have made a Power Girl movie with her when she was in her prime because we were all whacking of to Leslie Easterbrook's giant - sized breasts and she would not have had any problem filling out Power Girl's magical cleavage window. I don't recall how her physical aspect was in the 2000s but if they had done a Power Girl movie or even just a Justice League of America movie with Leslie Easterbrook they could have included some of the more explicit encounters between the characters from the DC universe and the Marvel universe during the DC VS MARVEL crossover mini - series that were cut like Power Girl's encounter with Venom. I guarantee you that if this would have been one of the battles where the readers got to vote about the outcome Venom would have won by a landslide. Because as popular as Power Girl is with the male readers everybody would have voted for Venom to see him probe every orifice of Power Girl's kryptonian pornstar body with dozen of tentacles.

Now since we can't include the full Breakdowns storyline in the movie - which sadly is the only time Power Girl wore her bonerinducing coconut bra costume ( at least as far as I know since I am not up to date on the new JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA book although I doubt DC Comics will ever let it appear within a comic again ) - I would opt for the scene that was cut from the story and which was only in the first draft of the script.

In it Guy Gardner steals Kara's diary where he finds a passage about how she turns into a complete deepthroat addicted nympho slut who milks the nearest dick dry when she gets drunk. Guy promptly uses the info to get Power Girl plastered like 20 russians during a fake fertility festival on Kooeykooeykooey Island - where she is tricked into performing a sweat inducing fertility dance for hours while drinking lots of beer mixed with potent interstellar sex drugs containing pink kryptonite - until Kara is writhing in wild convulsions and foaming at the mouth. At which point Guy drags her to the nearest hut where she immediately starts to submit his already huge boner to a double - breasted deepthroat dick massage.

This is the part for which Claudia Fijal is especially qualified because with her giant - sized all natural 38E ( !!! ) melons she is an expert at giving guys a hard erection and squeezing the liquid out of rock hard boners and making them squirt again and again and again until they have cum to the last drop. Claudia once was sexually molested by an entire group of prepubescent boy scouts but turned the tables on them by deepthroating the lot into a coma. So as the director of the movie I would insist on rehearsing that scene for at least a week to get it right.

After a few hours of lubricating Guy's little guy until he becomes first the big guy and then the supersized guy Kara flies on his dick - literally - and rides him loke a nympho cowgirl until he shoots his load like a fire hose !

For the rest of the night and during the next week Guy Gardner keeps Power Girl drunk so he can live out all of his perverted sex phantasies.

Which again would be a fantastic opportunity to do likewise with Claudia at the honeymoon suite of a five star deluxe hotel with two soundproof bedrooms so you can't her her scream at the top of her lungs when I am banging her brains out eight ways to Sunday like there is no Tomorrow.

But all good things come to an end and after Guy Gardner has dicktamed Power Girl to the point where he can no longer get it up anymore while completely wearing out his dick in the process he uses a trick Alan Scott showed him to mindwipe the last fuck week from Power Girl's memory.

Or so he thinks. In reality Alan Scott showed him a useless trick because he knew Guy would try to use it to sexually assault his fellow female Justice League of America members and Power Girl's diary was a fake.

Because after finding out that Guy's new vuldarian heritage had turned his already huge horsecock into a giant monstercock that could give even the most well hung breeding stallions penis envy she devised this plan to get him to pound her pornstar body senseless without having to debase herself to having to openly ask the pervert to have sexual intercourse.

Apropos squirting a huge load, coming back to casting Claudia Fijal as Power Girl in an xxx - rated Justice League of America movie I would include a scene where the male JLA members are on a rescue mission for the JLA babes with the biggest boobs who have been kidnapped by slave traders to be sold as blow up sex dolls to outer space harems where sex demons stretch them completely out with all their aggressive tentacles.

Somehow Guy Gardner manages to slip away from the others and thanks to a DNA sample of Power Girl ( which he wanted to provide to the new Toy Master to clone him an army of obedient Power Girl sex drones ) he finds her still tied up in the villains vessel where Mongul kept her for his private uses after he sold most of the other members ( except Big Barda and Starfire which he kept in storage ). While the rest of the team goes after the other women Guy stays behind to free Power Girl but as soon as they have left he uses the opportunity to piston pump the captive.

Which is something I would definitely do with Claudia Fijal if I ever got her tied up in this position with her legs spread because as a bodybuilder she's used to a hard workout and so you can thrust your rock hard boner into her tight love grotto with wild abandon. I would totally wear my dick out on her relentless pornstar body which was made to drain dicks.

Speaking of using once in a lifetime opportunities to piston pump the ultimate Busenwunders I would definitely have to include my number one wet sex dream of all times, a. k. a. the breast body in showbiz, 40C - 23 - 36 men milking machine Janet " I'll Slamfuck Your Brains Out All Night - Don't Stop " Action Jackson - the nubian deepthroat blow up sex doll that walks like a prostitute who has three solo posts on my blog plus three entries in my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series in the movie even if it's just to spend a week on the casting couch.

Janet is not only a well known blowjob sex nymfomaniac who dicktamed Justin Timberlake and confessed to be addicted to testing out sex toys - especially XXL double dildos - but it´s also an open secret that the afro - american aphrodite insists on inspecting all new employees - orally !

There are rumors that one of her video shoots turned into a sex orgy with half a dozen of her male dancers but there is no proof and if there is any footage of the squirt marathon it is under lock and key. There are however two very different versions of the incident. There are sources connected to Janet who say the dancers were turned on by Janet during the previous rehearsal and couldn´t help themselves so they took a huge viagra overdose and took turns pumping the nubian nympho's porn body completely wearing out their giant sized man - things in the process.

Other sources connected to the defense of the dancers claim that it was Janet who spiked the dancers drinks with a viagra overdose so she could use them like breeding stallions - not caring that half of them were gay and would not have sex with a woman under normal circumstances. And once Janet had manged to get their giant monstercocks hard like unto a thing of iron and three times as big as normal so they looked like a third leg thanks to her superior deepthroat skills things got out of hand fast.

It´s no secret that Janet Jackson was predestined to play a stripper not only because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as one of the biggest super stars in the adult entertainment industry but also because she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious . Which nasty Miss Jackson more than proved in Jermaine Dupri´s music video Gotta Getcha where Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl or teacher. I don´t know if it explicitly said " busty stripper " but with her huge DD melons it´s the only kind Janet can believably portray.

I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 1980s might not be true it is more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons. According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Janet but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.

I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and slambang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.

I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret it but I´ll turn around and do it again.

Man, now that she´s single again all the horny perverts around the world are hoping to dicktame this ASSential afro - american aphrodite six ways to Sunday. But they will only be used by blowjob addict Janet as her new personal sex toys since she has a lot of pent up sexual energy ( if you are ever in the vicinity of Torredembarra and in desperate need of a good slam - fucking I would gladly make the sacrifice and offer my services as breeding stallion for any emergency penetration sensation marathons Janet, hint, hint, wink, wink ) and will go on a sperm extraction spree, massaging huge monstercocks with her giant coconuts, deepthroating thick and pulsating schlongs left and right until they squirt like firehoses.

She would be great as Nubia - a.k.a. the black version of Wonder Woman for whom I have already designed a special costume. And since Claudia plays Power Girl maybe I could trick her ... I mean persuade her to give me one of her patented lubrication sensation two hour long double - breasted deepthroat dick massages by betting her five bucks that she can't swallow the entire shaft. And like all naturally born blonde oral sex nymphos she will get totally carried away once she tit - fucks my cock !

Which would lead to the final scene I definitely would have to include in which Janet returns to the bedroom five hours later only to find me slam - banging Claudia's brains out six ways to Sunday without mercy since I made another bet that she could have sex with me all night long and I would not come twice. And instead of money Leslie agreed to become my obedient living blow up sex doll for the next three months if she lost.

Anyway, Nubia - played by Janet Jackson - would not come in to tell Power Girl that the bet is rigged ( the catch is that the stipulation clearly states that I will not come twice and in fact I came over a dozen times and not only two times ) but to get her to share my monstercock.