And I would have posted this sooner but as it could not be any other way my laptop decided that things were going too easy for me and so made this even more difficult than usual by suddenly closing all open folders without warning so that all the preview pictures I managed to get were immediately negated just when I was about to start selecting the photos.
To make matter worse - or even better depending on how you see it - I also fell into a whole asian fitness sensation sex goddesses rabbit hole where I found dozens of pictures with mega buffed and mega busty asian sex machines. Not all of them were safe to post so that took care of them but there are plenty left that I had to organize and catalogize first.
Who knows ? Maybe if things slow down a bit ( yeah, there's a fat chance of that happening ) I might get to do a posting on those ASSian beauties.
Now if you think that Lim looks familiar than you are right mein Freund because I already posted a video with her - and some pictures - in the bonus section of my Bill Ward tribute post from March of 2022 where I made some comments about casting a Case Closed live action movie ( I know that there are some live action movies with Shinichi Kudo but as far as I know all of these take place before the events of the manga / anime series ) and I would have included her as Sera. By the way, all the videos with risky scenes of Ran Mouri displaying her huge boobs or being otherwise naked I included in that post have mysteriously vanished from YouTube so I really hope you have watched them when I posted them.
So like I said, I had included a video with her in the Bill Ward post and I just wanted to include another one in the Yaya Han post but then I found a video with her actual name because lo and behold - not only did Lim So Young participate in the 2019 Miss Bikini fitness competition - she won !
Which doesn't surprise me because even though this contest was chockful of stunning asian beauties ( Dude, while it would have been extremely hard - and getting harder by the second if you know what I mean - to be a judge I would have given my left nut to see this live even if I would not have been able to satisfy all of them sexually. Especially after an ultimate men milking machine like Lim So Young had her way with me. ) Lim So Young just immediately stood out for me because this girl is just oozing sex appeal. And that's keeping in mind that I am usually more a big boobs guy - as anybody who has followed this blog for a prolonged period of time can attest to - and Miss Young is not that well endowed.
But Lim So more than makes up for that with one of the most perfect bubblebutts that I have ever laid my eyes upon. Her ass doesn't quit !
Now somebody mentioned in the video comments that she is - or used to be a fitness trainer in his hometown of Bundang but that she moved to Yongin and there is indeed a Zumba instructor listed as living in Goyang - si, Kyonggi - do but since there is no picture included in the profile I can't confirm if it's really her or just someone who has the same name.
If it really is Lim So Young it would not surprise me if she is hugely successful - especially among the male clientele - because which red blooded straight man would not love to get all sweaty during a physical workout with an ASS - ential asian blow up sex doll like Lim So Young ?
I bet they all insist on getting some special services from her and since they all have her come to their homes where nobody can disturb them Lim So Young ends up giving them a happy ending - style nuru massage.
As Zumba instructor Lim So Young says : " Every class feels like a party ! Come join me, I guarantee you will have a blast ! " or better more than a few squirts since they all wanna zoomba -zoom - zoom on her boom boom and I'm sure that after her clients have had their way with her doggy style or also in the reverse cowboy position she looks like this.
Now besides the fact that the competition was held by Musclemania in Seoul I could not find any information which is strange since this was not a small event but a big time competition where you think it is standard to at least release a list of all the contestants and some stats like date of birth, age and the measurements. But like they say in Germany the big silence in the forest has fallen. So if somebody out there has any additional intel on her please let me know in the comments below.
But now let's get to the part you have all been eagerly anticipating - more pictures of Lim and let's hope this post won't get flagged as NSFW.
Butt because even these bonerinducing pictures don't fully convey the sheer sex appeal assault of Miss Lim So Young here is a video with the highlights from the first round of the 2019 Miss Bikini Korea competition with our lovely Lim So Young coming in around the seven minute mark.
And for those who can't handle that much asian sensation hotness here is a short video just with Lim So Young wearing her sexy police uniform.
Now I couldn't find the full Miss Bikini Korea show from 2019 but I think there are more than enough asian sexbombs for every taste in the over one and a half hours of the Miss Bikini Korea competition from 2016.
Before we continue I want to include a link for something comicbook related even if there are some links of this kind farther down. Which is always difficult if the topic of a post has nothing to do with comicbooks - which as one can imagine does tend to happen with the cult siren posts.
Luckily there are always a few links that are difficult to include in posts because they treat things that are not connected to a specific artist or a character or series and tackle topics that deal with comics or the comic book industry in general. Now everyone who has read this blog over an extended period of time knows that I am not a big fan of grading comics because I don't like the idea of buying a slabbed comicbook just to own it without the intent of ever reading it. For me the first and foremost function of a comicbook is to entertain and thus it has to be read. But I also think people should collect what they want and if it makes them happy to have a comicbook that they are never going to read and are happy just looking at the cover and knowing it is the first appearance of a character that is going to be in a tv show for 5 seconds then that's fine by me. Anyway, while I myself am not a big fan of grading comics I think some of my readers might find this article by Brian Cronin interesting on the affect date stamps on the cover have on the grading of a comicbook.
HAVE SWORD WILL TRAVEL A RONIN WITHOUT ARMOR IN AN OLD LAND
Whenever I do a post about asian sexbombs I try to include as much stuff from eastern culture - be it martial arts movies or tv shows or animes - and in the case of comics I go for manga series whenever I can since I don't get to write about them as often as I do about comicbooks. But in this case I am going with one of my favourite series USAGI YOJIMBO even though it is technically not a manga. It is one of the few series that is still on my pull list even though I have missed a few issues here and there thanks to the creator Stan Sakai switching publishers a few times.
Unlike Erik Larsen's SAVAGE DRAGON series I didn't keep my old issues of USAGI YOJIMBO because I had the feeling it would be more difficult to replace those since there are multiple trade paperbacks from various publishers collecting USAGI YOJIMBO while trades of Erik Larsen's SAVAGE DRAGON are very hard to come by and when you DO find them some of them can be quite expensive. Now longtime blog followers know that I already wrote two posts on the series : a black and white post in 2018 - back when the series was still published in black and white - and one waaaaaaaay back in 2010 that goes more into detail about the series.
One thing that regular readers of the blog already know is that I like to connect the dots and mention all the connections and influences that go into a body of work. So I would be remiss if I didn't comment on the big influence Akira Kurosawa has had not only on USAGI YOJIMBO - with all of his movies but especially Yojimbo which gave Stan Sakai half of the title - but also on westerns as indeed a lot of his films have been remade as westerns. Which in turn might have also influenced USAGI YOJIMBO.
We come to a real manga and this one is a classic : Lone Wolf And Cub by Kazuo Koike ( who also wrote the manga series Lady Snowblood which was one of the inspirations for Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill starring Uma Thurman and Crying Freeman which was adapted into a movie with Marc Dacascos ) and artist Goseki Kojima ( who had three further successful collaborations with Kazuo Koike which brought them the nickname " The Golden Duo " and adapted some of Akira Kurosawa's movies into graphic novels ). Or rather the adaption into a tv series in the 70s under the title Lone Wolf And Cub or Kozure Okami better know in the spanish speaking part of the world as El Lobo Solitario Y Su Cachorro / Samurai Fugitivo.
Originally I included this top ten of 90s anime series because of Cat's Eye - a series about three hot female cat burglars - but since the episode I had of this series got deleted I am glad that another show on the list is Samurai Pizza Cats so at least we can continue the samurai theme here.
Now I posted episodes of Samurai Pizza Cats before but one of the anime shows where I never can find episodes - or if I do they are deleted quick - is Samurai Jack and I can't believe that I not only found a full german episode in good quality but that it still has not been deleted after one and a half years. Who knows ? This episode might actually be a keeper.
Keeping the martial arts theme going I actually found a video in german about Cobra Kai and like any comicbook afficionado worth his salt I have to mention the OTHER Karate Kid - you know the one from THE LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES comicbook - who just got his own solo post in 2022 in which he takes on everybody from Daniel Larusso to Hong Kong Phooey.
I still have one clip left from the Karate Kid movie where the gay wannabe soldiers were trying to mob Hilary Swank. And I´m saying " trying to mob her " because in the real world instead of banging her up they would have really banged her up. They would have dragged Julie to their clubhouse and taken turns taming her to be their blow up sex doll.
That they were totally oblivious to Hilary´s obvious porn star qualities also accounts for the " gay " part. Even the producers of the movie knew that part didn´t make any sense which is why they tried to cover up her 40C knockers for the entire movie because once you saw her booming body in action the suspension of disbelieve went flying out the window.
And when I say "flying " I mean flying. You can say what you want about the quality of the movie but Hilary really knows how to spread her legs and I´m sure a lot of teenage viewers had other things on their mind than martial arts when they saw her doing high kicks in her tight pants.
Since I already posted the two episodes of Cobra Kai that are on YouTube for free in previous posts here is episode eleven of The Master with Lee Van Cleef " Failure To Communicate " ( The Blind Eyewitness in german ).
We return to Daniel San with the short lived Karate Kid cartoon series.
Hang onto your headbands with this martial arts marathon as we not only have an episode of Karate Kid but also episodes of Karate Kat, Power Rangers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Double Dragon, The Jackie Chan Adventures, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat and the full Surf Ninjas film.
TESTING YOUR ATTENTION WITH UEBER BUSENWUNDER SONIA EDDE
We are taking a break from eastern culture since the only thing that I could say about real life Power Girl and PLAYBOY model Sonia Edde is that with her huge melons she would make a terrific geisha as she can spread her legs as good - if not better - than any phillipino prostitute.
By the way, I still could not find any information on her measurements so if anybody has any intel please do let me know in the comments below.
We have another batch of videos with the czech blow up sex doll and if any of my readers might feel a tinge of a guilty conscience because you can't help yourself but stare at her huge melons and don't hear a word she is saying don't beat yourself up over it - wait, what did you think I was going to say ? - because you are supposed to get an erection from her juicy cleavage so you don't pay attention to how bad the news are.
But it's not only that Busenwunder Sonia's giant - sized double airbags make professional porn stars envious, they make sure that all male audience members ( with a big emphasis on the " member " part ) get a huge boner by purposely arranging her jewellery - especially necklaces - in a way that automatically draws their attention to her mammaries.
Don't believe me ? Well, check out these videos which are not the only but the most blatant examples of her necklace directing the male gaze towards her big boobs that could be put to better use massaging hard cocks. But I guess her boss gets plenty of that if he has half a brain cell.
No matter if you think Enter The Ninja with Franco Nero is the best or the worst ninja movie ever there is no question that it has become a cult movie as we start our journey through the Cannon ninja movie trilogy.
Naturally I couldn't find Enter The Ninja on YouTube but I think we have a more than adequate substitute with Laser Mission starring Brandon Lee ( who tragically was killed during the shooting of The Crow based on the comicbook series by James O. Barr ) and Ernest Borgnine ( best known for appearing on Airwolf and Escape From New York with busty Adrienne Barbeau to whom we will return a bit later in this very bonus section ).
We have an unusual kaiju movie with Dogora which in my mind was kind of a japanese Doctor Who meets Godzilla movie and to be honest that would have been more entertaining than what it is : a gangster movie about stealing diamonds with a giant lovecraftian space squid thrown in.
Finding episodes from tv shows in spanish to include in my posts is very difficult especially if I don't want to repeat myself too often with The Twilight Zone or Perry Mason so it's a welcome change of pace to be able to include the complete rather recent Neverland two part mini series from 2011 even if it does not have anything to do with eastern culture.
For my german speaking part of my audience Todays musical video of the day stars the hot Busenwunders from the Fernsehballet in the movie The Lion Carpenter from 1980 and the main reason why I picked the video are of course the subtle and conservative outfits of the demure dancers.
EVERY TIME YOU COME AROUND MY LONDON BRIDGE WANNA GO DOWN
We come to the uncrowned queen of conservative and demure outfits with buxom 40C - 24 - 36 Stacy Ferguson who owes her stunning looks to her swedish, german, scottish, irish, english and luxembourgian roots.
Maybe I am remembering it wrong but I seem to recall that there was a version of Fergie's video London Bridge where she had some incredibly big pokies pushing through her very thin and tight dress and that out of fear that Mtv's horny teenage audience would instantly be shot through puberty at the sight of Fergie's pubes and also all gay men watching this would immediately turn straight again they only showed the uncensored music video after midnight. Yep, back then you had to stay up late after midnight to catch all them music video rumpshakers in all their glory.
Now whether there is some nipplage visible in Fergie's London Bridge music video another reason why I decided to include it is that it serves as a nice segueway to Today's feature film for my english audience Terror At London Bridge a. k. a. Bridge Across Time a. k. a. Arizona Ripper a. k. a. Big Blue a. k. a. City Cop as this tv movie has more alternative titles than there've been failed attempts to launch a new Knight Rider series.
Starring none other than the Hoff himself, David Hasselhoff and 40D - 25 - 36 Busenwunder Adrienne Barbeau a.k.a. the biggest boobies on 1970s sitcom ( who also was in Teacher's Aide from the 80s Twilight Zone show which I included in my Halloween post about EC Comics' Al Feldstein and All In A Day's Work from the late 80s tv show Monsters which you can find in my latest Thorsday with Ron Frenz tribute post - which is not about THE SOUL SHROUD SAGA - which also includes a review of and the full Wes Craven SWAMP THING movie with Adrienne and you can read more about cult siren Adrienne Barbeau - as well as Bendis SUPERMAN and DC Comics SWAMP THING in this post from 2019 ) we have some guys come up with the brilliant idea of building a replica of the London Bridge in Arizona and naturally Jack the Ripper is so appalled by this profanity that he returns from the grave and goes on another killing spree which brings in the super cop Don Gregory - nickname Big Blue - to stop him.
What most people forget is that David Hasselhoff also has some super hero movie credits that predates the MCU Guardians Of The Galaxy II namely as the OG white dude Nick Fury in the tv movie Nick Fury : Agent Of S.H.I.E.L.D. a.k.a. Agent Nick Fury : Assignment In Berlin for german audiences from 1988. David starred together with brunette 40C - 25 - 35 deepthroat addict Lisa Rinna ( who besides having full, soft lips made to be wrapped tightly around hard erections to give men countless hours of sexual pleasure thanks to her superior men milking techniques and going on record that the secret to her happy marriage is plenty of oral sex is very fond of displaying her puppies in see - through blouses and posed nude for PLAYBOY - which may be the reason why she is constantly voted as " Best Lips in Showbiz That Are Not Doing Porn But MOST Definitely Should ! " ) as femme fatale Contessa Valentina de Allegro Fontaine and blonde 38B - 24 - 35 bikini beachbody Sandra Hess ( about whom you can read more in my post on the british cult comic THE STEEL CLAW from 2020 ) as Andrea Von Strucker who in this universe was also Lady Hydra.
Now as good as the movie is - and I'm saying this without any irony - it fails big time with the female characters and I think one of it's biggest mistakes is not taking advantage of Lisa Rinna's banging body and putting her in the standard skin tight black leather agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. outfit.
Likewise there could have been a scene where David Hasselhoff gets the upper hand on teutonic Busenwunder Andrea Von Strucker and submits her to a " special interrogation " - after stripping her naked and giving her a full cavity search ( which is code for banging her brains out six ways to Sunday ) just in case she has any concealed weapons on her.
Even if they didn't want to do a full nude sex scene with David Hasselhoff and Sandra Hesse ( who already absolved a few of the obligatory famous Baywatch after hours marathon sex sessions with David when they both were on Baywatch Nights as David has gone on record that he never had sex with any of the female cast members on his shows but he never said the same things about the plethora of horny guest - stars ) they could have shown some nudity as long as it is not full frontal or if not a topless Sandra Hess than at least wearing a bikini, underwear or some lingerie.
And the scene where Nick Fury " interrogates " bavarian blow up sex doll Andrea Von Strucker would not be that much out of character because Nick Fury was originally from World War II and while it was not much discussed in the original SGT. FURY AND HIS HOWLING COMMANDOES comicbooks by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby it was heavily implied that Nick Fury had a secret bunker where he held exceptionally big - breasted female spies and other prisoners of war of russian, german, italian and german nationality captive whom he merciless " drilled for information " and also used and abused for " recreational purposes " between missions.
SOUND AND FURY - LMD STANDS FOR LOVE MAKING DICKDRAINERS !
That sexual obsession also came to play during the SECRET INVASION storyline when Nick Fury disappeared from the face of the earth to form his SECRET WARRIORS ( which is a series I can highly recommend ). And when Maria Hill finally managed to locate his secret hideout not only was she appalled to find out Nick Fury had been misusing two dozen of Maria Hill life model decoys as love making decoys for the last six months. He also mistook her as one of his reprogrammed sex machines ( he also had LMDs of Spiderwoman, Miss Marvel , Scarlet Witch , Tigra, Black Widow, Dazzler , Black Cat, Silver Sable, Monica Rambeau , Dakota North, Wasp, Boom Boom , Namorita , Jubilee, GoGo Tomago, Moondragon, Psylocke , Sabra, Storm, Rogue, Thundra, Lorelei, Valkyrie and She Hulk ) and used Maria like a blow up sex doll until he realized that she was the real deal.
Naturally Marvel omitted that part from the comics but you can read at length about it in my Vince Coletta THOR tribute post from 2019 where I cast ASStounding 34D - 26 - 43 ( !!! ) instagram bikini model Zahra Elise as latin booty queen Maria Hill. I would have included a video with Zahra Elise but her basst ones of course all have an age restriction on YouTube.
Coming back to Nick Fury and S.H.I.E.L.D. I can't put up all the links for every time that I mentioned the excellent Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. tv show ( which is another whole - hearted recommend ) but you can find some pages of Jim Steranko's iconic run on NICK FURY AGENT OF S.H.I.E.L.D. in my Jim Steranko birthday post from 2016 and 2017 . And newer visitors of the blog might also want to check out my Steranko post from 2019 .
It was no mere coincidence that I mentioned the unsuccessful attempts at recapturing the lightning in a bottle that was the original Knight Rider tv series as we have a video essay about the failed tv pilot Knight Rider 2000 which at least had David Hasselhoff and Edward Mulhare in this.
Without any question K.I.T.T. is one of the most iconic vehicles to grace tv screens in the 80s but of course it is far rom the only one. So how many of these famous planes, trains and automobiles ......... I mean helicopters, trucks, automobiles and motorcycles do you recognize ?
Now I didn't plan it this way but just the other day when I went over the episodes of Inside Of You With Michael Rosenbaum I came across this episode with 38B - 24 - 33 cult siren Angie Harmon who not only was the voice actress for Barbara Gordon in Batman Beyond ( or how they called it in Germany Batman Of The Future ) where Michael Rosenbaum lent his voice to a few characters. I also blanked for an eternity that Angie was one of the main characters on Baywatch Nights with David Hasselhoff.
THE LESS THAN SENSATIONAL SHE - HULK : ANOTHER CASTING FIASKO
So far I haven't written about Angie Harmon very often since I never got into Rizzoli And Isles - although I did see her in Agent Cody Banks - but I thought I mentioned her more than once. Well, it seems I only featured her once - in my MASTER OF KUNG FU MONDAY WITH GIL KANE post - but I did mention what a huge opportunity the guys at Disney let slip away when they didn't cast Angie as She - Hulk because she was obviously very hyped about playing her. And I know what a lot of my fellow comicbook connoisseurs out there are thinking right now : how can somebody like Angie Harmon - who is indeed a world famous model by the way but is not known for having a very large chest - play a female character that is supposed to be way bustier since the most beloved version is the one by John Byrne who based her looks on all natural 42HH - 24 - 36 PLAYBOY Playmate Of The Month of December 1989 Busenwunder Petra Verkaik ?
Well, before you pull out the torches and pitchforks let me throw in that if you have seen the clip then you know this is around the time when Peter David ( who had a revered run on THE INCREDIBLE HULK with such great artists like Dale Keown or Todd McFarlane who revitalized Spider - Man in the 90s ) was writing his She - Hulk as a Renegade - like bounty hunter with a female Skrull sidekick run which had luke warm art in the interior pages. And the best thing about the issues were the covers by Mike Deodato Jr ( who also did the famous - or infamous depending on your mileage - black leather / bra Wonder Woman hooker outfit run ).
Man, I don't know what Disney's problem is with superheroines but they just can't get them right. They completely crapped on Miss Marvel, they took forever to come out with a Black Widow movie and when they did it sucked and they constantly fail casting She - Hulk. First they could not make a tv pilot with 46E - 23 - 37 80s sex symbol Brigitte Nielsen ( and I wrote at length about her in my post about casting hasian 44D - 25 - 35 wet cosplay dream Yaya Han as Lizard Lady Lily Lee from THE TROUBLE WITH GIRLS ) and now they don't think Angie Harmon is a good fit. And to add insult to injury they made a totally cringeworthy She - Hulk tv show.
BORN FOR PORN : ANGIE HARMON'S SEXUAL COLLEGE EDUCATION !
Angie Harmon is one of those rare sexbombs who doesn't seem to age thanks to her greek and native american roots and who for a long time didn't see herself as beautiful. Growing up as a tomboy that changed when she won a model contest at 15 and throughout high school and her college years she still was desperate for the boys attention. So when the horny jocks began noticing her booming teenage hardbody starting to stretch out all her t - shirts she accepted all invitations to frat parties where the biggest serial rapists on campus dragged her to a soundproof " taming chamber " ( which they also used to break the teachers with big breasts in ) where they handcuffed her to the bed posts and took turns tag - teaming the hapless men milking machine three or four at a time.
She was also a frequent guest of honour during the post game victory viagra parties where the cheerleaders could take a break because the entire football team - as well as the visiting football team - were busy putting Angie Harmon's body to the test. Very soon word got around what an incredible dicktamer Angie was after which she was sexually assaulted by all males on campus on a daily basis - which included all her teachers.
Thankfully she was often away because of various modelling jobs but when she was not on assignment her teachers made her stay long hours after school for special unscheduled oral tests honing her already super human deepthroat skills or Sex Ed practice going through all positions.
Especially the horny principal ( who was constantly sued by all female teachers and female students who had already developed a huge chest despite their young age for raping them ) took a special interest and decided to instruct Angie personally who graduated Suckka Cum Louder.
DONT HASSLE THE HOFF : THE BAYWATCH NIGHTS SEX MARATHONS !
While her traumatic sex training was a gruelling experience her superior deepthroat skills combined with her ability to spread her legs apart like a fillipino hooker came in handy in the uninhibited ejaculation sensation squirt marathons that landed her a leading role on Baywatch Nights after David Hasselhoff insisted she auditioned for the role even though Angie had no experience as an actress. Ever since she saw her on a flight David was desperate to get her on his casting couch and while he insists that he never took any of the nympho sexbombs of the cast of Baywatch up on their indecent sex proposals to land a role he never claimed that the same was true for the incredibly hot female guest stars. Or the women that were on Baywatch Nights so it is practically affirmed that he used Angie as his personal blow up sex doll during the entirety of the show.
Angie Harmon's co - star on Baywatch Nights was none other than blonde 38C - 22 - 34 beach body and Playmate Of The Month in September of 1995 Donna D'Errico who before pulling double duty on Baywatch and Baywatch Nights considered becoming an accountant because Donna excelled in math in high school and owned a Las Vegas based limousine company where she earned the biggest tips sweating in the backseat.
As longtime blog followers know I like to go into all the pop culture and especially the comicbook connections but thankfully I already did that in my X - MEN MONTH post on Greg Capullos stint on X - FORCE where you should go for Donna's pictures, GIFs and clips and to read my usual rants.
Speaking of Baywatch Nights co - stars, 42E ( !!! ) - 23 - 36 dickdrainer Carmen Elektra guest - starred in an episode before she played natural born go - go dancer Lani McKenzie on Baywatch. Now while Carmen was not a Playmate Of The Month like Donna she was featured frequently in PLAYBOY magazine wearing very little besides her birthday suit much to the delight of her male fans worldwide thus guaranteeing record sales.
Veteran visitors of the blog may remember that I cast Carmen as OG Barbara Gordon Batgirl in The Special Baywatch Edition of my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series and I wrote more about her in a spotlight on EC Comics Johnny Craig from 2020 and my birthday post for Steven Seagal in 2020 so you might want to check those two out.
For me one of Carmen Electra's best Baywatch related performances is her hula dance with a coconut bra in Baywatch : Hawaiian Wedding - which alone is worth the price of admission - but one thing I often forget to mention is that Carmen was one of the actresses who voiced futuristic sexbot Six on 3D animated science fiction spoof Tripping The Rift. Which is especially embarrassing since I did a spotlight for that show in 2009 .
So far most of the videos I have posted have been deleted but you can find all of the episodes on the official Tripping The Rift YouTube channel.
Granted, the episode Chode, The Sidewalk Soiler - which is where the GIF of super sexbot Six only covered in foam above is from - has an age restriction so I could not embed it. But you can still watch it on the channel and the episode Honey I Shrunk The Crew more than makes up for it since we get a completely naked Six floating through some tubes.
Before we come to the obligatory Baywatch part of the post there are two more skin flick veterans that had guest - appearances on Baywatch Nights and the first one is Meilani Paul who counts The Corporate Ladder among her resume in which she appeared alongside all natural 34C - 23 - 33 Playmate Of The Month in February of 1995 ( the same year as Donna D'Errico - coincidence ? ) Lisa Marie Scott, 40B - 25 - 36 Bond girl and Vampirella actress Talisa Soto but most importantly Lorenzo Lama's ex - wife natural born 38C - 24 - 36 stripper super star Kathleen Kinmont .
Man, talk about a quartet of ultimate born for porn sex goddesses who can pump even the most resilient horsecock dry in a squirt marathon.
The other one is brunette 35C - 24 - 33 brabuster Lisa Boyle who like Carmen Electra never was a Playmate Of The Month but appeared in over 25 PLAYBOY magazine special editions. Although she has appeared in such well known films like Showgirls, Bad Boys, Face Off, The Nutty Professor or Lost Highway most people recognize her from her guest - appearances on the cult sitcom Married With Children ( about which you can read more in my latest FANTASTIC FOUR FRIDAY WITH THE BUNDYS post that besides showcasing a lot of sexbombs that guest - starred on the show brings you the Fantastic Four spoof The Quantum Quartett ).
Lisa Boyle played Kelly Bundy's bosom buddy Fawn - with a big emphasis on the bosom part - and constantly outshone Christina Applegate like in this scene from the episode Spring Break - Part 2 from season 10 where she pushes her 35C's together so tightly in her tiny red bikini top when she is leaning forward that I totally forgot that Christina was in the shot.
For her breast nude performances watch Friend Of The Family, Midnight Tease , Dreammaster - The Erotic Invader and I Like To Play Games Too .
DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF - PART TWO : BUSTING BAYWATCH BITCHES !
Now I can't talk about David Hasselhoff without mentioning BAYWATCH which was really big in the 90s and it is like THE ultimate babe tv show.
No kidding. No other tv show had more actresses who were featured in PLAYBOY or playmates. If there was a hot babe during the time the show was produced you can bet that she guest starred in one of the episodes.
David Hasselhoff is my hero for putting hot babes like nubian sex goddess Traci Banghim on prime time television ( the man also jumpstarted Angie Harmon's acting career singlehandedly ) even though he never took them up on various casting couch sex offers ( at least that´s what he says ).
Well, if that´s true he was probably the only one who didn´t get any as buxom 44E - 22 - 34 blonde Pamela Anderson paints a different picture of the set of Baywatch in an article from 2003 . Pamela admitted having steamy sex liaisons with all of her hunky lifeguard co - stars and often enjoyed some SEXtra - curricular activities with her cast mates in their trailers." I dicktamed all male cast members at least once. Heck, with the ultimate porn star body I had back then I could have any man and I used my fellow co - star David Chokachi like a breeding stallion during the insemination season. I vented all my nymphomanic deepthroat urges on him and literally turned him into a sex freak. Just ask nymfo Carmen Elektra, whom he used as his personal blow up sex doll during her short tenure on BAYWATCH. But everybody was having sex behind the trailers, in the trailers, around the trailers. " Colleague Geena Lee Nolin adds the cast's motto was " If the trailer's rocking, don't come knocking. "
BUSENWUNDER TRACI BANGEDHIM or DRAINING DAVID'S GOLIATH !
Some of the female cast members have mentioned that David Hasselhoff did indeed have sex with some of the hot sexbombs on the show, in particular afro - american aphrodite Traci Bingham who for her part never acknowledged being used as a nubian blow up sex doll by David.
" I have heard of the wild behind the scenes sex orgies of BAYWATCH but I never had sex with David. When I auditioned he lobbied heavily to get me cast and he took me under his wing but David was always a complete gentleman. Of course there was an attraction between us but we always kept it professional and I loved working with David ... and under David.
But mostly on top of David .... I mean, he always tried to penetrate me to my deepest core ... to penetrate to the core of the scene and we had many long nights where he drilled me relentlessly until we reached the climax together in a sweaty heap. I did my best to open up to David´s huge talent and he had a lot of stamina. I loved working with him. "
ALL DAVID WANTS TO DO IS ZOOM ZOOM ON TRACI'S BOOM BOOMS !
Insiders have a different version of what happened with Traci Bingham.
" Are you kidding me ? Of course he slamfucked her to be his sex slave. David Hasselhoff had the hots for Traci since day one and he used all of his influence as a producer to get the sexbomb cast as Jordan Tate. "
It´s true, he never had casting couch auditions for any of the female cast members but that doesn´t mean he didn´t have sex with them once they were part of the show. And boy did he dick - tame Traci Bingham !
When she joined the cast every male actor had the jungle fever. I mean, Traci had huge tits, an ass that won´t quit and legs up to her chin. She´s built like a freaking porn star but she looks way better than most. So everybody wanted to Bangher behind the scenes but David made it clear that she was only there for his enjoyment. He scheduled his rehearsing sessions with her late at night and accidentally walked in on her when she was completely naked in the dressing room or under the shower. In fact they took a few showers together where they didn´t have sex but David took several hours to make sure her fantastic boobs were soaped up well. And since he had used up all the soap on Traci she had to soap up his entire body using her tits rubbing her hard nipples all over him.
So they were already pretty worked up when they started rehearsing their scenes and because David had a huge boner and Traci was soaking wet it always turned into heated love making scenes that ended up being cut. In the show David had more and more scenes with Traci and the late night rehearsals were soon relocated to the jacuzzi where he finally battered her into submission in the worst way. He fucked her like she owed him money. After that he had his way with Traci every day. "
TRACI BINGHAM'S SEX CONFESSIONS : I WAS A TEENAGER DICKTAMER
Be that as it may Traci Bingham also has gone on record that she used to participate in wild sex parties using her fame to lure in young studs :
" I ´m aware of the nicknames the press gave me like Traci Banghim or Traci WhamBangThankYouMaam and the truth is I definitely earned them. When I was on BAYWATCH I would go to the bank after shooting, walk out with a backpack full of cash and then get in a car full with sixteen - , seventeen - , eighteen - year old boys. We would buy licor, drive to my place and once I got them drunk those eager teenagers took turns taming me all weekend long. I still love taking hot baths and hot showers with young studs using my entire body to drive them crazy. "
BORN FOR PORN : HORNY PRODUCER USED HER BOOBS LIKE SEX TOYS
Speaking of afro - american aphrodite Traci Bingham, she almost was used like a nubian blow up sex doll by one of the BAYWATCH producers :
" One of the producers came into my trailer because he wanted to see me in person. He asked me to put my red suit on, and wanted to look at me in the swimsuit. Now I don't know if it was a sex thing or a sexual - harassment type of deal, which I felt it was because he was looking at my 36D breasts intensely. He wanted to know what the deal was with my insanely huge knockers. When I told him that I was not padding my suit he didn´t believe me and said he had to make sure for himself. First he just kind of, like, touched under my breasts but then he slid his hands under my swimsuit and began to fondle my big melons with great enthusiasm. When he pulled my giant gazongas out and started to bury his face between them I could feel he was getting a huuuge erection. "
" When I grabbed him and shoved him out of my trailer he said he only wanted to make sure that I didn´t pad my suit but I´m sure that if I hadn´t stopped the pervert he would have assaulted me sexually. "
And for more on such baywatchable babes like Erika Eleniak ( who is of course most famous for her incredibly steamy striptease in UNDER SIEGE ), Krista Allen ( best remembered for getting her freak on as the french blow up sex doll EMANUELLE in 8 made for tv movies ) or natural born go go dancer Carmen Elektra check out these BAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.
SHE HULK'S CIRCUS ADVENTURE : SEX WITH TWO BREEDING STALLIONS
We are returning to the topic of She Hulk with the run that is still the gold standard as there has been no run following this that has even come close to reaching the same level of quality. Now I already mentioned the horrible tv show and there might be some people who might think that it would've been better if they had done it like in John Byrne's run where She Hulk was not able to turn back into Jennifer Walters after the events of John Byrne's She Hulk graphic novel as Jennifer Walters is obviously a toxic person in the tv show. But as everything on comics this so - called " permanent " change was undone eventually as comicbooks must always return to the old status quo. But there might be some people out there who wonder why the change was made to have Jennifer Walters as She Hulk all the time, why they undid it and when it happened. Thankfully the hardest blogging guy in comicbooks Brian Cronin has you covered.
Now I have written about Dan Slott's She - Hulk run in the past that was just full of stupid retcon bs like writing an entire issue to undo the story where She Hulk had sex with the Juggernaut or turning Starfox, Thanos brother and an Avengers member in good standing into a sexual predator and rapist or implying that if Jennifer Walters prefers to live her life as a big, strong, independent, fun loving, sexual active Playmate Of The Year instead of an ordinary looking woman there is something wrong with her.
And maybe it was addressed in recent issues of She Hulk - which I would not happen to know since it has been decades since I even looked at that title - but I am surprised that he hasn't retconned any of the racier stuff from John Byrne's She Hulk run. Like in issue one where the Ringmaster of the Circus Of Evil used his hypnotic whammy on She Hulk to turn her into the new attraction Glamazonia and all the guys of the circus took turns at dicktaming the jade giantess while under his mental control.
There is this theory - and I don't know if it's true or not since the jury is still out on if hypnosis is a real thing or not - that people won't do things under hypnosis that they would not do normally so even under hypnosis they could not bring the She Hulk to let them have their way with her.
But they quickly circumvented that problem by breaking her in and since they were treating her like a wild filly who better to tame She Hulk than Lightning and Thunder their two wild stallions who did hold the Guinness Book record for the breeding stallions with the biggest horsecocks ever.
Once they let those two loose on the hypnotized and heavily sedated She Hulk during the height of the insemination season when the beasts were completely out of control and their pulsating monstercocks were in full drill mode even her gamma irradiated strength and stamina could not save her for long. Especially once they started tag teaming her pornstar body, attacking both of her holes with a ferocious fervour without equal.
She finally had to cave in when they started pounding her pussy at the same time stretching her out like only the Abomination or Juggernaut would do later. After that she was easy prey for the guys who had her dress up in all kinds of freaky outfits to fulfil their sexual phantasies.
Coming back to Dan Slott, he has gone to some incredible lengths to erase, retcon, explain, dismiss or just plain ignore She Hulk stories that do not fit his own personal headcanon but as Brian Cronin explains in this instalment of Just A Reminder so eloquently at COMIC BOOK RESOURCES all of these She Hulk stories have happened whether you like it or not.
Now whenever I have the usual Baywatch section I like to include the obligatory bikini video ( okay, let's face it : I always try to include at least one bikini video per post ) and I have posted try on hauls with Toni Camille before but her idea of a Wet vs Dry comparison is pure genius.
Speaking of genius, one of the biggest entrepreneurs in the history of mankind must be the guy who came up with the sea monkeys something every comicbook reader from my generation is familiar with since those advertisements appeared in every comic that came out at that time.
But are sea monkeys real or was it all just a clever marketing scam ?
MY BIG FAT ( AND FAILED ) GRIECO TV SERIES : BOOKED AND MARKED !
I remember that at the time 21 Jump Street was one of the most popular tv shows everybody thought that Richard Griego would be the next big breakout star since he played the edgy bad boy while nobody paid much attention to an unknown actor by the name of Johnny Depp ( in german " Depp " is a colloquial term for " idiot " so in that regard it was not the best name ) since he played a subdued character. Oh, how the tables have turned. Naturally producers wanted to cash in on Richard Grieco's fame and created the tv show Booker but it only lasted for one season.
An even shorter tv series with Richard Grieco was Marker which lasted only 13 episodes while Booker at least got 22. The hook of the series is that our main character comes to Hawaii to attend the funeral of his rich father who he hasn't seen in years. At first the guy wants to liquidate his inheritance as quickly as possible but then he meets a woman in trouble ( played by 42C - 25 - 37 R & B singer - turned - actress Nia Peebles who owes her exotic looks to her fillipino, spanish, french, native american, scots, irish, emglish, italian and german descent ) who asks for his help.
As it turns out his father gave out these markers to people who helped him in some way during his life and after resolving the woman's troubles Richard Grieco decides to stay in Hawaii to aid the people who call on these markers as a way to re - connect with his estranged dead father.
Besides Star Trek : The Next Generation's resident 38B - 25 - 35 redhead Gates McFadden the show has such illustrious guest stars like Baywatch's Billy Warlock, Seven Days russian blow up sex doll Justina Vail or hasian men milking machine Carla Holmes best known for the skin flick classic A Rock And A Hard Place ( with whom regular visitors of the blog are quite familiar since I use her animated GIF from that movie any chance I get ).
BABY YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR AND I WILL MOST DEFINITELY LOVE YOU
Sometimes I really think too much about things. Other times I don't seem to be able to keep a coherent thought in my brain. If you ask me I blame old age, depression or sleep deprivation or a combination of all of the above which is one reason why I can't take any responsibility for anything I have written or otherwise included in my posts since coming to Spain.
Because as longtime blog followers know I like to have an over - arching topic or theme in my posts or at least in the bonus section and since we have returned to the topic of fast cars with Knight Rider I thought we could continue the theme of fast cars and fast women of which we have had a lot in our bonus sections lately. And to add another wrinkle to it I thought it would be cool if it was not just some random hot sexboms in a car - although there's nothing wrong with that - and at least have some asian sexbombs in a car to bring it all back to the topic of Today's post.
So I thought : " I know what I can do. I can just use one of the hundreds of videos of asian car show girls I have bookmarked. That will take care of that. " but it wasn't going to be as easy as that. Because most of them were either filmed with a phone so you only get the bar in the middle and the rest of the video frame is empty. Or they use the full picture frame but the video is horizontal so my readers would have to tilt their head which can be quite painful over a prolonged period of time. And I don't want hurt my faithful followers - at least unless it is in a good way.
So the next thing I thought was import and tuning car shows because there is always a lot of asian persuasion in these events. Which brought me to the NOPI bikini contests of which there are a lot of videos and most of them are without an age restriction. But I don't know if I'm just too picky about the videos I submit my blog visitors to but I couldn't find one that was filmed right ( most of them showed the girls from too far away or too close, a few were literally just the girls walking towards the camera and back and in one you could not see the girls because the camera was set against the sun ), were all the girls had nice bodies and the majority were hasian beachbodies instead of big breasted blondes.
Not that I have anything against blonde bra busters - like the plethora of times I have to mention DC Comics super blonde with the biggest breasts in the entire superheroine community EE Power Girl ( See ? I just did it again. ) can attest to - but we're looking for oriental oppai queens here.
Then I remembered that I had seen some mega erection guaranteeing 3D animations of asian girls with legs for miles almost up to their necks and huge breasts shaking everything they got in outfits that barely qualify as shoelaces. And I found a lot of them. The only problem was there was no connection to cars plus most of them naturally had an age restriction .
For a brief moment I toyed with the idea to include one of Rihanna's ive performances of Shut Up And Drive and I found one where she is wearing this mega slutty Boxenluder outfit but again the asian angle was missing.
I was just about to quit and work on another unfinished post when the thought crept into my mind : " Who are the sexiest car mechanics in K - Pop ? " or at least the biggest blow up sex dolls who look like they could work under the hood of a car ( or rather get some adult backseat action time when the big boss is away ). Of course, what we need is 4Minute.
JUST GIVE ME FOUR MINUTES WITH THESE HASIAN CAR MECHANICS !
They are Hyuna´s band and I'm not so sure if they could really work as car mechanics because if we had had such incredible asian dicktamers in the car shop when I was doing my formation as a car mechanic at the Deutsche Bundesbahn in Stuttgart I would have been busy checking out the pressure of their double airbags after they lube my injection pump.
Anyway, blog visitors with an elephant like memory may think this is a simple re - post because I already included a few of their breastest live performances of Hit Your Heart in my Alex Ross birthday post from 2018 - which was 5 years ago now that I think of it - and a few more in my Norm Breyfogle Batman birthday post from that same year but a lot of them have been dleted from YouTube in the meantime so I guess they are ripe - for a re - post I mean. Now when I first posted some videos from this song all I had were some animated GIFs so I had no idea who they were.
OMG, there are only five girls in this group but they are such incredible rumpshakers that even the cameraman doesn´t know where to point his camera because he´s afraid he will miss something as soon as he focuses on one of them. Thankfully with a video you can watch it again if that happens and I´m sure you will watch the videos I selected a few times.
Because it´s so easy to get distracted by all the asian sexastion´s bouncing oppai fan service and that´s when you miss the best parts.
Damn, I still don´t know the name of the girl doing the crouching tiger, spreading hasian slut position in the animated GIF below but she shows that she really knows how to spread her legs with some squatting that makes the best fitness babes envious and in some of the live acts her overall is constantly pushed apart by her oversized boobs needing more space. I wonder if she would give my piston a spit shine with her breasts.
Usually I select five live appearances but as it could not be any other way their breast live performance was deleted from YouTube so we only have four. I based my selection on the quality of the picture, in which one they have the best outfits and which performance is the hottest.
Which in short means I am looking for the girl with the biggest breasts in the group ( which in this case is the mega busty boob thruster above ) - or in the case of Wassup's Nari the girl with the best bubblebutt who is a natural born twerking machine - if she is wearing an outfit that properly showcases her breast features, if she gets to do boner inducing dance moves like some well placed boob thrusts and if they are filming it right.
Because the girl with the biggest breasts this side of nympho 44D cosplay Busenwunder Yaya Han who is wearing just two strings tinier than dental floss and who is shaking everything she has like there is no tomorrow in a display of naked flesh that would make seasoned porn stars blush is not going to amount for much if they don't film it. Or at least not in such a way that the male audience can benefit from it. So yes guys, that's my criteria here. As usual I am saving the best performance for the last - my coup de grace - if you so will and I hope I managed to pick the best ones.
Also make sure you do have some kleenex handy before you watch this.
DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF - PART 3 : GOT THE TIGERMAN BY THE TAIL
Today we have a David Hasselhoff double feature with 1989's Tigerman - with the german dubbing - and I already had to re - upload the movie.
We are continuing the topic of eastern culture - at least for my spanish speaking audience - with a three hour long documentary about mangas.
This is the censured version because the uncensored version would be naturally be blocked on YouTube. Speaking of videos that are blocked on YouTube or slapped with an age restriction all the good spotlights with the sexbombs from Dead Or Alive doing a hot poledance with very little clothing ( and the occasional wardrobe malfunction ) get this treatment.
One of my favourite characters from that game is - for obvious reasons - megabusty men milking machine Momiji. Since I have never played the game and know the characters only from the Dead Or Alive - Xtreme Venus Vacation videos I found on YouTube I can't really say much about them but as far as I can see Momiji is real blow up sex doll material.
Now I am not sure how realistic the plot of the game is because when does one get the chance to become the owner of a tropical island that happens to become the destination of a dozen hasian Busenwunders ?
We continue our series of forgotten animated movies with ten additional entries from the 1990s. One of the movies mentioned in this countdown is Ferngully which I have just included in one of my more recent posts.
My animated feature film for mis paisanos Today is " Who Is The 11th Passenger ? " which is a re - post ( since I included it in a previous post ) but also not ( since the video has been deleted by YouTube since then ).
THE DOCTOR IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT IN - THIS IS MARBELYS ZAMORA
Recently I came across a channel with a plethora of videos with spanish massitas ( which from our point of views is over one year in the future ) so you will see some of them popping up in future posts and I am starting with bikini Busenwunder Marbelys Zamora ( no relationship to the magic pulp hero from german publishing house Bastei Verlag ) who is incredibly doable. Decades ago I had found some videos from the show " Mojate ! " ( Get Wet ) with her and some candidates where the blow up sex dolls where dry humping the stage and performing lapdances. But sadly the videos got deleted before I could post them and so Marbelys Zamora landed on the backburner. But now Marbelys is back with a vengeance.
We have a callback to the first David Hasselhoff movie in this bonus section with this comicbook about the serial killer Jack The Ripper.
With the next video I am in a dilemma because things have changed drastically since I posted this. Originally I had written about the song that was used ( Asejere by spanish girl group Las Ketchup and for those trying to understand the refrain that's what it sounds like when a spanish person recites the hip hop classic Rapper's Delight by The Sugarhill Gang and I am baffled when people claim to be hip hop lovers but don't know the lyrics by heart ) that the scenes where taken from Street Dance 2 and that the dancer is the little known actress Sofia Boutella who some of my readers might have seen in Kingsman the adaption of the comic by Mark Millar and Dave Gibbons . But that was before Zack Snyder made the Star Wars knock - off Rebel Moon which poisoned anything even slightly associated with this train wreck but most of all the lead actress.
THE FIERY FLAMES OF PASION TV : UNCHAINED MELODY TOSCANO
Speaking of women with impressive dance moves we return to the stripper sensation of Pasion TV with the aptly named Melody Toscano.
So far I have only posted the breast of the b - ass - t videos from Pasion TV but since I have come across a website with a plethora of videos of these natural born rumpshakers I have decided to include spotlights for the individual sex machines. Of course as with most latin mega massitas there is not much information to be found - like their measurements - so any information about the raunchy sex dreams is much appreciated. Our first girl is blonde Busenwunder Melody Toscano and if this post wouldn't be too long as it is I would do a proper super hero movie casting since she would be a good fit for any blonde superheroine sexbomb starting with the Invisible Woman Susan Richards to Black Canary Dinah Lance ( although that woman is technically not a blonde since in the original comicbooks Dinah Lance has black hair and is wearing a blonde wig as Black Canary ) although I am not sure if I would cast her as Power Girl.
And yes, the last video is a re - post but since this is a special Melody Toscano spotlight I feel that I just have to include her breast wardrobe malfunction. I don't think this will be my last post featuring her so there is a chance that I can do a proper super hero movie casting in the future.
As I promised in the Yaya Han post I mentioned at the beginning of this post here is the second part of the Thailand special from Un, Dos, Tres.
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