Because the last time I wrote about The Suicide Squad was in the pop culture trivia / cult siren section of my DC COMICS SHOWCASE WITH MATT WAGNER post in October 2022 where I delved more into the two movies ( so we can skip that part here ) so the last time I actually wrote about THE SUICIDE COMICBOOK was in the bonus section of another post for my favourite living 44D - 25 - 35 cosplay wet sex phantasy Yaya Han .
And my faithful followers probably won't need three guesses as to whom I would have Yaya Han play in a Suicide Squad movie since I mentioned it a few times on the blog even if she would cover up too much of her porn body if she really went with the old school costume although she could incorporate a Power Girl style magic cleavage window for all of her fans.
I am of course talking about Katana who was created by writer Mike W. Barr and artist Jim Aparo for BATMAN AND THE OUTSIDERS ( and you can find an extralong part about casting Yaya Han as a sexy night nurse in the hentai series Sakusei Byoutou - The Animation also known as Big - Breasted Nympho Nurses At The Sperm Extraction Clinic Dicktame A Young Horsecock With Their XXL - sized TITS in my newest Jim Aparo spotlight that includes - almost - the complete original art for issue 170 of THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD ) and who does appear in SUICIDE SQUAD.
Anyway, we will leave the obligatory Yaya Han links for later before this post gets derailed too much and it gets slapped with a NSFW restriction.
I don't think I have written too much about the Suicide Squad in previous posts so I should give those who are not very familiar with the series - or those that only know the team from their various iterations in cartoons, tv shows or the two movies - at least the basic background information.
The first iteration of the Suicide Squad appeared in THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD issue 25 published in September 1959 under the name Task Force X and since superhero comicbooks were not as popular as action adventure comicbooks and monster books the team was kind of a monster hunter / investigators of the supernatural squad in the vein of CHALLENGERS OF THE UNKNOWN that worked for the american government. But that is not the team about whom this post is all about. We are dealing with the second version of the team that debuted in the third issue of LEGENDS, a six issue mini series plotted by John Ostrander, scripted by Len Wein , penciled by John Byrne and inked by Karl Kesel. We don't need to get into the details of the story but LEGENDS was the first crossover after CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS by Marv Wolfman and George Perez and it served to introduce a lot of the new characters - like the new Suicide Squad - and bring other heroes together to form the new Justice League written by Keith Giffen and J. M. DeMatteis and drawn by Kevin Maguire.
Unlike the first Suicide Squad this team was not made up of volunteers who worked for the army ( except for some of the handlers ) but rather criminals who were pressed into service by Amanda Waller who promised them a reduction in their prison sentence - IF they survived the missions.
Because the whole point of the squad was to use super villains who were expendable to do secret missions the heroes would never agree to and which the USA would never officially acknowledge and if some of them died along the way it would not be a big loss for humanity. Of course you would ask yourself how they would get the super villains to go on this mission and that is where Amanda Waller comes in who bribed, coerced, charmed, blackmailed or frightened them one way or another to agree to do these missions. Another problem is of course how you keep such sometimes very powerful characters under control and in line and the simple answer is by implanting a small bomb at the base of their skull and blow their head off when they try to flee or stray from the mission.
And to show the readers that these missions were dangerous quite a few Suicide Squad members were killed in the line of duty. Now prior to getting all the SUICIDE SQUAD trades for my brother as birthday gifts I had never read that many issues of the series and only read some of the issues my brother had ( which mostly involved women fighting ) but I started reading them more on a regular basis around issue 40 which was a four part story called The Phoenix Gambit that guest starred Batman.
There have been some crossovers between titles before - like the one between THE SUICIDE SQUAD issue 13 and JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA issue 13 with the famous fight between Batman and Rick Flag Jr. - but this is where I came in. A big part of the appeal of those issues for me was the art by Geof Isherwood - with whom I was already familiar from his run on CONAN THE BARBARIAN - and he is also the artist on most of the original pages in this post. By the way, for those who wonder why Harley Quinn doesn't make an appearance here, she was created in 1992 after the SUICIDE SQUAD comicbook was cancelled and did not appear in comicbooks until 1999 thus it was impossible to have her on the team.
Yup, it's difficult to grasp for Today's comicbook readers but there was a time before the huge Harley Quinn hype where they managed to do a Suicide Squad book without her. They did however have the characters of Punch and Jewelee who are clearly based on Punch and Judy and while some say they were stand - ins for the Joker and Harley Quinn I don't think so. The idea here is that they could not put the Joker in the Suicide Squad and have stakes because everybody know DC Comics would not kill off one of their biggest cash cows. So they used Punch who was a third rate Captain Atom villain - at best - because they could kill him off without problem. The reason why this theory doesn't work for me is that they did use the Joker in some of the issues with Barbara Gordon ( who became Oracle in this series ) and at that time Harley Quinn didn't exist so they would not need a stand - in for her. If anything the idea of having a married couple as villains that wore clown themed garb might be what sparked the idea of giving the Joker a female counterpart with Harley.
But I think this is enough of an introduction - if anybody is still reading my ramblings and has not jumped immediately to the part about hasian 44D cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han - so let's get to the good stuff !
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ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOMA ZOOM ZOOM ON EVA'S LATIN BOOM BOOM !
One of the most disappointing things about Miller's The Spirit is that it completely underutilized latin 40C - 25 - 36 love machine Eva Mendes.
Who has not had much success with comicbook movies but in Frank Miller's awful adaption of comic book legend Will Eisner's The Spirit at least we got a quick glance at her bubbly buttocks. And she also showed her completely naked backside in Training Day with Denzel Washington.
Eva Mendes really has the prototype of a perfectly heart shaped ass.
Which is the best shape for doing it doggystyle - and we all owe Denzel Washington a debt of gratitude for convincing Eva Mendes for not giving up on her career, making this film but most of all doing this nude scene.
Which according to insiders Denzel not only rehearsed extensively with Eva in his trailer but on the days they shot the actual scene he made Eva come earlier than the rest of the crew so when they arrived on the set Denzel had already been method acting Eva's brains out for a few hours.
Now I don't know if there were any wild and uninhibited sex marathons going on between Eva Mendes and Nicholas Cage at the set of Ghost Rider after the rest of the crew had left for the day and they also could have continued their out of control fuck orgies when they reunited while filming The Bad Lieutenant : Port Of Call - New Orleans but I doubt it.
Not because Eva Mendes is not an ultimate men milking machine that has a lot more to offer than just one of the best latin butts in movie history.
Since this is a SUICIDE SQUAD post I had to include the episode of Inside Of You with the only guy who has managed to do a halfway decent movie about DC Comics Taskforce X. And I am saying halfway decent because some people are rating this movie way too high. Which only shows in what an abysmal state the DC movies are if The Suicide Squad and Black Adam rise so far above the rest. Now I am not sure if the mastermind behind the Guardians Of The Galaxy trilogy is the right one to make a Superman movie that does his legacy justice - especially since I haven't seen the third Guardians Of The Galaxy movie - and there seems to be some confusion about what is in canon since it was announced certain actors would come back to play characters that appeared in previous movies but I am willing to cut him some slack in that department. Who knows ? Maybe he will surprise me again and break the DC movie curse.
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As some of my longtime readers may know flex appealing Cameo Kneuer on the other hand is the little sister( not so little where her milkshakes are concerned ) of non other than buffed blonde built 40C - 27 - 37 body Corinna Kneuer a.k.a. Cory Everson who I have mentioned a few times on the blog. Besides being another hot candidate in my famous SEARCH FOR POWER GIRL series requested by a reader ( which may have something to do with her attire of choice while working out in the gym, OMFG !!!!! ) Cory Everson is an accomplished female bodybuilding champion who won the Miss Olympia contest six ( ! ) years in a row, from 1984 up until 1989.
She also appeared in movies like Double Impact with Jean - Claude Van Damme, Natural Born Killers or Ballistic and a plethora of tv series most notably 3 episodes of Hercules : The Legendary Journeys as Atalanta, one of the many hot sexbombs that made watching the show bearable.
Because in episode 16 of season 2 called " Let The Games Begin " Cory plays the role of hot MILF aunt. Her nephew Damon is the typical bored juvenile delinquent who doesn´t pay his aunt Atalante much attention - until she not only turns out to be an old acquaintance of Hercules but a total sexbomb. Which is revealed when during an attack her robes are ripped off to reveal her chiseled boner - inducing physique that is only barely covered by what looks like a cross between a greek battle suit for Aphrodite and a special sado maso outfit right from Victoria´s Secret.
This immediately jumpstarts not only Damon´s puberty but also his sexual obsession with his hot aunt. Which tells us two things. One, the idea of having sex with your aunt may be older than we think and two, while being a lazy juvenile delinquent in training he's not a peeping Tom.
Because you know that if Damon had spotted Atalante soaping up her playmate bikini body under the shower he would have spent all his time trying to get her drunk enough to tie her to his bed and bang her brains out six ways to Sunday. Keeping in mind that he´s at that age when you can stay hard for days he would have a field day / week dicktaming his busty aunt with his giant monstercock until she is his obedient sex slave.
He would not know his own strength and a less experienced girl would be seriously hurt but with Atalante being in the peak physical condition she is in she would not only remain unharmed but even moreso enjoy getting slam - fucked many positions in by her nephew´s relentless horsecock.
The plot of the episode is that Hercules and Atalante initiate the olympic games to end the battles between the Spartans and the Eleans so Damon pretends to be interested in the games. But it´s all a ploy to check out his aunt like in the scene where they arm wrestle and he loses because Damon is too busy staring down her cleavage, drooling over her boobs.
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Not that there is a shortage of Yaya Han posts here. From 2014 to 2017 I´ve written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like flex appealing Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, korean wrestling knockout Gail Kim a.k.a. Die Geile Kim or 55KK ( !!! ) Minka .
Which is unbelievable because not only does Yaya have a set of legs that can give you an instant erection she also demonstrated in her Chun Li pics that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers .
One of the last times I wrote about her I mentioned her 42nd birthday but I forgot to add that Yaya might want to reconsider doing a nude photoshoot. Too many celebrities never take the chance to do nude pictures when they are in good condition and their banging bodies are in their prime . Then, twenty ( or thirty ) years later their biological clock starts ticking, they want to prove that they still look good and do some pictures. Well, how are we supposed to come to a qualified decision ?
So do nude shots while you look good Yaya. Otherwise there is no proof.
You can read more about why Yaya should be my private nurse and how she inspired my new comic VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN in this post .
For some reason I didn´t get to do a birthday post for Yaya Han in 2019 so to compensate for that I did three new ones in 2020 ( since I couldn´t get all the new pictures with her I wanted to post into one post ) : the first one is a spotlight on her Eliza from Tekken Revolution cosplay, the second one has five more erection guaranteeing cosplays with the asian extreme ejaculation sensation and post number three has my selection of Yaya´s breast new cosplays mostly of Danganrompa´s Junko Enoshima.
And there is also a special Eliza / Chun Li spotlight post which was my first reader´s request Yaya Han post ever and part two of it right here .
Yaya Han also appeared in three other posts in 2021. The first one was supposed to be all about flexual dynamo Kiana Tom but as always things quickly derailed and it´s all about asian sexbombs but especially blow up sex doll Yaya Han and her giant - sized 44D oppai. As one post was not enough I decided to make a second Yaya Han spin - off post and this one is all about the erotic movie I would like to shoot with her, and with the third try I finally managed to write my planned Kiana Tom birthday post .
With these two posts you might think I have gotten everything off my chest but nonetheless Akira Lane had to share her latest birthday post with Yaya Han as I fantasized about a menage a trois with those two.
There is also a part with Yaya Han in my post about one of my favourite LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES storylines, THE REFLECTO SAGA ( and how the horny Legion sexbombs used Superboy as their ultimate sex toy in completely uninhibited ejaculation sensation squirt marathon sex orgies once they found out that they could use and abuse his indestructible kryptonian dick until they completely wore him out because Brainiac 5 wiped his mind before he returned to the twentieth century anyway so he would not remember how they took turns to literally fuck his brains out ) about which Legion covers I would like Yaya Han to re - enact in a photoshoot - which involved a lot of bare chested Tyroc covers so Yaya Han's overdeveloped oppai would be barely covered - and speaking about the alien teenagers from space who are exactly one thousand years in our future I included a lengthy part in the bonus section of my KARATE KID VS EVERYBODY post where I elaborated on the breast of my favourite hentai movies and which scenes I would like to re - enact with Yaya Han.
And there is my newest - at this point also still unfinished - post about Yaya Han where I cast the supreme hasian schlong milking machine as nymphomanic hasian Busenwunder Lily Lee a.k.a. The Lizard Lady from Will Jacobs and Gerard Jones comic satire THE TROUBLE WITH GIRLS .
But that is more a spotlight on the original comicbook series and the later follow up by Marvel Comics Heavy Hitters imprint with art by Bret Blevins ( which toned things considerably down in the satire aspects and where the nudity is concerned ) than a showcase for Yaya Han's qualities.
I bet she is a nymphomanic sex freak who loves to jump her fiancee from the sofa before she wraps her legs around him an pumps him dry with her natural born chinese stripper moves. Yaya was literally made for porn movies because she got herself those giant - sized 44D implants.
I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 44D oppai all coconut shells look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she has no problem filling out the obligatory magical cleavage window.
I have never made it a secret that I am sexually obsessed with Power Girl. There are dozens of posts dedicated to DC´s Maid of the Mighty Mammaries and while I haven´t written one recently I started a new series about one of my favorite artists from my earliest comic reading days. And while the first post was all about Joe Staton´s contribution to the GREEN LANTERN ( or GRÜNE LEUCHTE how he was called in Germany and at that time I was reading mostly german comics ) my next tribute posts were about his version of Power Girl - which I had to split into two posts, the intro and the main post - since Joe Staton not only drew all of the stories of Power Girl or the Justice Society of America but everything on Earth 2. For those who want to check it out I managed to do a follow - up post with a lot more Green Lantern art by Joe Staton just in 2020 .
But throw in a hasian Busenwunder like living blow up sex doll Yaya Han who not only comes with her own Power Girl costume but who is an ultimate dickdraining sex machine with huge melons, an ass that won't quit and legs for miles almost up to her chin and who can take all kinds of punishment and we got ourself the winner for the role of Earth 2's Kara Zor - El in my adult JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA - SEX CRISIS ON INFINITE SCHLONGS movie. Of course Yaya Han would have to undergo a rigorous audition on my casting couch but I am confident that after a few days we can cum to a conclusion that is satisfactory for everyone.
Holy twin torpedoes, Yaya Han is one of the celebrities where looking for fake nude pictures on the internet is just an enormous waste of time since whatever you may find can never be as good as the real thing.
People always say I exaggerate with Yaya Han´s breastsize but according to internet sources she´s a 40D - which to tell the truth does not tell me that much. So she is a 40D but then her cupsize is 44D ? How does this work ? I know that women wear shoes two sizes too small but I would think with breast you would pick a bra that fits, right ? That´s confusing.
Anyway, the consensus seems to be 44D with Yaya Han on most internet pages. Now in centimeters that is 120 which means that keeping in mind she´s only 5 foot 1 ( 155 centimeters, about my height ) most porn stars don´t measure up. I remember there was a girl in PLAYBOY when I was in middle school who was the same height as Yaya Han and she only had a 95 centimeter bust but because of her height she looked like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie. And Yaya got 25 centimeters more of boobs !
Now despite my willingness to make the sacrifice of pounding Yaya Han's Playmate Of The Year hardbody she might object to do such explicit sex scenes - even if she was born for porn - which is where adult movie star Miko Lee comes in who has no qualms about getting her sex freak on.
I DREAM OF JEANNIE MAI ( AND WAKE UP WITH A HUGE ERECTION ) !
Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 44D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya Han in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced !
This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 42C and not a 44D like Yaya I think she can be a body double for her.
At least it would be fun to put her body to the test for the sex scenes.
Now I have gotten some comments that I should ease down with over - sexualizing Jeannie but that´s not easy when you keep in mind my sex obsession about asian women and the fact that she has never made a secret about what a freak she is and how much she enjoys having sex.
Now as longtime followers know it has been quite some time - almost three years ( !!! ) - since I last featured living asian blow up sex doll Jeannie Mai which is the reason that I was not aware that there are complete episodes of THE REAL on YouTube. And in excellent quality to boost. Of course the first episode I just have to include is the one with the vibrating bra in which Jeannie Mai does her famous boob exercises.
Just look at the size of her hooters ! How did her ex hubby let go of this asian penetration sensation ? Anyway, from what I have seen Jeannie´s soft lips would fit perfect around me and even if she probably could not swallow the whole shaft I´m game for hard asian lubrication ejaculation.
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Does anybody remember blonde all natural 38B - 25 - 35 Busenwunder Janine Kunze from my spotlight on Dick Dillin's run on JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA ? She is best known for playing ditzy Carmen Krause, the resident sexbomb of the family on the cult tv show Hausmeister Krause alongside series creator Tom Gerhardt - who also plays the titular janitor.
Before that Janine appeared naked in Knockin' On Heaven's Door ( the german movie from 1997 with Til Schweiger, not to be confused with the 1987 comedy Knocking At Heaven's Door or the 2014 musical Knocking On Heaven's Door or any of the other dozens of movies with a similar title ) which also featured the teutonic twin torpedoes of such wet sex dreams like Corinna Flock, Jenny Elwers or Xenia Seeberg. She also did a guest appearance on one of my favourite german striptease soap operas Die Rote Meile although I don't think she did a striptease or even got naked.
The series was named after the red light district of St. Pauli in Hamburg and was a sequel to The King of St. Pauli. It followed the lives of pimps, prostitutes and strippers but they were all portrayed like regular people not like in american tv where people from this walk of life are horrible people. Anyway, I watched every episode because they had a very easy concept : one strip in every episode not interrupted by commercials.
Even if they did not go totally topless - sometimes they had pasties on - I was glued to the tv watching such ultimate sexbombs like Yasmina Filali.
Daimn, Yasmina Filali really has the prototype of the heart shaped ass.
Longtime readers know that one of my pet pevees on this blog is celebrating all the brave actresses who turn insufferable dreck into bearable entertainment by taking their clothes off or at least show what their Mama gave them and who don´t get enough recognition for that .
But as much as I like to feature these squirt storm guaranteeing sweaty skin flick sensations, born - for - porn leg spreading dicktamers, stripper pole polishing pros and talented tittilating torrid teenage teasers I don´t always have the time, space or even necessary material to feature them properly and have to console myself with re - visiting them on the few occasions where I get to mention these babes or on their next birthday.
Anyway, one of the best strippers of the regular cast is Sylvia Leifheit who has a secret identity in the series as she plays the typical devoted wife by day, secret stripper by night. Sylvia made me realize two things : first, while I usually don´t go for skinny chicks she is just oozing so much sex appeal that I would do her in a minute. And when I say " do her " I mean " slam - bang her brains out six ways to Sunday ". Man, you can really wear your dick out on an ultimate men milking machine like her.
And second, hair color can really make a big difference on how a woman comes across because her character in the series is actually a blonde and despite having the same stunning figure as a blonde she´s kind of - meh - looking while as luscious Luna with a black wig she is a real firecracker !
Coming back to Janine Kunze aside from appearing in Die Rote Meile - whether she got naked on the show or not - she also posed naked for the german PLAYBOY magazine like Jasmina Filali and Sylvia Leifheit and if you happen to own a copy of the September issue from 2002 you better hold onto it because Janine has gone on record that she won't do any more nude photoshoots after that one. Not so much because of her hubby but more because her daughter was slowly getting to that age where her male classmates were getting interested in sex and having them drool over naked pictures of her Mom - or getting certain ideas about playing some " grown up " games with her daughter because " like mother like daughter " - would probably lead to some therapy sessions down the line. Although I am not so sure how effective this can be in Today's day and age where you can find most anything on the internet.
Now the reason why I am bringing Janine Kunze up again - besides the possibility of featuring her and the ultimate men milking machines from Die Rote Meile plus I finally get to include the brilliant series Der Koenig von St. Pauli even if both versions I found of the third part were slapped with an age restriction so I had to include the links for them in the text - is that I came across the movie Knockin On Heaven's Door on YouTube.
It's not the full movie since the beginning and the end credits have been cut but it surprisingly still has all naughty bits including ultimate wet sex dream Xenia Seeberg's most famous scene where she is tied in underwear to her cop partner and the lucky stiff ( quite literally ) whom living blow up sex doll Xenia is riding like a breeding stallion at insemination week in that scene surely would have done it even if they had not paid him.
As Xenia Seeberg revealed in her tell all autobiography he botched a dozen takes on purpose just to get her to massage his huge boner until she was so frustrated that she agreed to go to a nearby five star hotel so he could slam - fuck her brains out six ways to Sunday for the next three days until he could not get it up anymore just so they could finally wrap up the scene. According to Xenia the guy took full advantage that he had her ass against the wall - figuratively and quite literally - making her go through all of the positions while he kept his erection and sexual stamina going with performance enhancing pharmaceuticals, illegal sex drugs ( of which he also forced her to take a huge overdose ) and lots of red bull.
By the way, I know this says that this is the full english movie but this is neither the full nor the english version this is the original german movie.
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It has been a while since I posted a video of ASMR Amy and I feel that we have been spoiled by her super sexualised antics because after reaching the erotic zenith with her bonerinducing Lara Croft cosplay ( especially if you have been able to find the topless version where she lets her 36F boobs hang loose ) all her new videos felt kind of tame in comparison.
Since we are on the subject of ASMR Amy's uncensored and unfiltered videos I did mention that there is one where she is fully naked - amongst other things - but the uncensored Lara Croft cosplay was not the only video of that nature I did find as there is also a second video where she is fully naked even if it is a bit shorter than the first one I mentioned.
You know, the one with a really big emphasis on her butt where she twerks her booty and simulates getting fucked in the ass. Sadly that part is too short and we need a full video of that. Because not only is ASMR Amy every black guy's wet sex dream : a white women with big breasts like huge melons, soft full lips that are just made to be wrapped tightly around a hard erection and incredibly long legs for miles that almost go up to her neck but also a black woman's ass that doesn't quit. Plus she is a semi retired porn star and from her performance in the Onlyfans video you can see that she not only has a lot of experience with getting slam - banged from behind she also is an expert at milking giant monstercocks with her buttocks and completely draining them dry until the last drop.
I still couldn't find her video where she is a horny doctor conducting a sex - periment and also popping out her gazongas which was one of my favourites that got deleted when the memory card on my cell phone stopped working and I had to re - format it. Which naturally deleted everything that was on it and as usual I hadn't thought to make a copy.
Today I wanted to do something different so I am including some lingerie try on videos - and I'll be damned if Amy's pornstar ( quite literally since blow up sex doll Amy used to be a pornstar if there is such a thing as an ex - pornstar ) body which was actually built for this as she gave herself huge porn implants - as I don't remember if I have included videos from this channel. Of course they could be even better because ASMR Amy is trying on some very transparent and see - through lingerie but she has to cover all the naughty bits with her hands because otherwise the videos will be slapped with an age restriction on YouTube. O tempora o mores !
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